If you've gotta do a statistics paper, at least you can do a statistics paper with absolutely delicious eggnog. I think I'll do a study on the statistics improving impact of Stone's Throw's eggnog with rum.

 The food is top notch. In particular the onion rings (which are not what you might initially suspect and instead are light, crispy, and ethereal) and the almond cake are amongst the best things that I've ever eaten. 

 We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, and look forward to more. It was great seeing your rooms so totally full of patrons, too. Best salmon I've had in the prairie, too. And Mary's mashed with the brisket ... better than momma's!